sumfight:

Great read, here is a taste of it

• The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the middle).
• Leaving the kitchen door open (three times a day that one, minimum).
• The best way to hang up washing.
• Those little toothpaste speckles you make when you brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
• I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I’d eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, ‘deliberately to annoy her’.
• Which way - the distances were identical - to drive round a circular bypass (this resulted in her kicking me in the head from the back seat as I drove along).

That’s a lot of arguments. Honestly I couldn’t finish reading it because I kept wondering “Is this real, and is this a current girlfriend?” I can’t imagine devoting your time to create a web site (and mailing list) on something so negative about somebody you keep a relationship with.